CLUCK OFF
Rated G for General Audiences

amomentofarchiesonic:

Oh my.

Where does one start with the problems here?

Oh my god I could go on ALL NIGHT about these particular issues of Knuckles.

The artwork breaks my heart for a lot of obviously apparent reasons, but apart from VECTOR GROPING SWAN TITTIES and MIGHTY GROWING POPEYE ARMS and A BILLION SHITTY KNUCKLES CLONES, I KNOW that this dude is actually a competent artist!

It’s Chris Allan, who did most of the run on Archie’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic! I don’t know what the hell happened, but I’m hazarding a guess that he got a gig on the book and saw it was talking animals and just applied FREAKISH MUTANT TURTLE proportions to everyone and called it a day because the editorial staff apparently didn’t give enough of a shit to give him some direction that would result in ACTUAL ARTISTIC CONSISTENCY WITH PRIOR ISSUES OF THE COMIC.

But personally I don’t think even good art could have salvaged those stinker issues. YES LET’S WRITE A STORY ARC ABOUT KNUCKLES TRYING TO GET IT ON WITH A LADY, THIS WILL SURE INTEREST OUR CORE AUDIENCE OF YOUNG CHILDREN.

No WHOOPS you just confused these children for life, now they’re drawing swan tits

Sorry guys I get very passionate about how AWFUL these comics were, so don’t be surprised if I start fuming about it now that I’ve discovered this wonderful tumblr account!

  1. clever-title-goes-here reblogged this from amomentofarchiesonic
  2. segasky reblogged this from amomentofarchiesonic and added:
    This is just… horrifying.
  3. crisiscloud reblogged this from amomentofarchiesonic and added:
    I hated this artist. SO SO much. UGH.
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  5. dragon2d reblogged this from amomentofarchiesonic and added:
    Why are these so full of anatomy fail? Oh and that swans face
  6. tenebraefe reblogged this from amomentofarchiesonic and added:
    Ah, yes. The single picture that encapsulates everything I HATE about that particular story in Knuckles. Reblogged, if...
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  8. my-otp-took-the-elevator reblogged this from amomentofarchiesonic and added:
    Aaaaaaand this was the reason I drew my own lip-locking echidnas. It’s still my most popular piece on DA. Um… thanks,...
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    An infamous favorite.
  12. positivelymorbid reblogged this from amomentofarchiesonic and added:
    I may not be able to draw kissing well, but at least it usually don’t look like that.
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    Mighty look like a Ninja Turtle?
  18. hammerthewordsmyth reblogged this from fyeahsonicthehedgehog and added:
    I don’t know what’s more horrifying, the anatomy or the fact that Vector ended up with a swan women.
  19. super-mama-ready reblogged this from fyeahsonicthehedgehog and added:
    oh oh oh oh jesus oh I can’t
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  23. lame-blog reblogged this from amomentofarchiesonic and added:
    This is a great tumblr.
  24. huevos-rancheros reblogged this from amomentofarchiesonic and added:
    AW YEAAAHHHhh i have this...from when i was a kid MIGHTY IS SO FUCKING EXCITED HE LOST HIS...
  25. greliz reblogged this from amomentofarchiesonic and added:
    Oh my god I could go on ALL NIGHT about these particular issues of Knuckles. The artwork breaks my heart for a lot of...